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Archive for May, 2012

WALK NAKED FOR AMERICA DAY!

Don’t forget to mark your calendars guys & gals…..as you may already know, it is a sin for a Mulsim male to see any woman other than his wife or daughter naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So, next Saturday at 1 pm EST, all American “hotties” are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour or more depending on the weather conditions is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses with their favorite alcholic beverage in their trembling and sweeting hands to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American Government and all the breweries appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

John M. Organ Was Here!!! Walk Proudly!!!

At the start of his Happy Hours….he’ll usually introduce himself by saying, “welcome and for those that don’t know me, my name is Chuck Jackson….for those that do know me, my name is John M. Organ….and the “M” stands for MASSIVE!!!!”  The crowd loves it! Later in the show he may carry on with the boast by offering to send females out to the end of the parking lot and follow and see the footsteps in the sand along with something else dragging….was it made with the tip of his guitar or with something else? So when you’re out on the Cape Cod beaches this summer….and you see tracks in the sand like in the photo….you’ll know John M. Organ was here!!….Cheers, HHParrot!

“Take Them Out At The Ball Game!” New Boston Red Sox Fan Sportswear!!

The 2012 Baseball Season is now underway! And this Boston Red Sox fan knows how to show support for the home team! The classic song…”Take Me Out To The Ball Game” may have a slight lyric change soon for you girls to “Take Them Out At the Ball Game” or for the guys……”Take It Out At the Ball Game!” This could make the 7th Inning Stretch very interesting. Sure would add a little visual zip as the crowd sings Neal Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline!” Parents….hide the kids!….Cheers, HHParrot!

The Fabulous 1950’s…..A Walk Down Memory Lane!

For those of us lucky enough to have grown up during the 1950’s….we witnessed an explosion of crazy fads and life changing memories! From Hula Hoops to live goldfish eating to trying to stuff as many people as possible into VW’s or telephone booths! Also, we were treated to 3-D movies, Drive-in theaters and fears of space alien invasions. Hot Rods and Black & White TV! We heard slogans like “I Like Ike!” The music scene was wild with new sounds from Do Wopp groups to Elvis and Buddy Holly! Cool fashions were all the rage from bikinis on the beaches to motorcycle leather jackets and snap-jack shoes! Our generation provided the script for “Happy Days” and the Fonz…how cool is that! My thanks to Michael Yee for providing the photo collage!….Cheers, HHParrot!

“Red Solo Cup”—A Perfect Song for a John Morgan Happy Hour!!!

It’s truly the “Best Receptical“…for any adult beverage…and an open invitation to “Proceed to Party!!!”

Standing on the Hyannis dock just outside Ocean’s Waterfront Tavern one can’t help but hear when the crowd inside breaks out in song to Toby Keith’s great party tune….”Red Solo Cup…I Fill You Up…Let’s Have a Party…I Love You!” Especially when John Morgan is leading the crowd….playing, singing and adding his unmistakable, signature “twists” on the lyrics. John more than does justice to Toby’s hit…in fact, John makes the song his own; with his storytelling of his 1980’s days at Pufferbellies when girls would stand over him, pour beer on him to help revive him to play more…funny and sizzling visuals!! The audience loves it! Catch him Friday nights 7-9 pm…not sure if his venue will change come the Summer season!….HHParrot!

2012 Marks John Morgan’s 40th Year of Entertaining at St. Patrick’s Day in Holyoke, MA!

Under the music tent on St. Patrick’s Day, John keeps an annual Irish tradition going….2012 was his 40th year of bringing his Happy Hour magic to throngs of fans in Holyoke, Massachusetts! From the photos….the locals take their St. Pat’s Day very seriously and were thoughly enjoying the celebrations!! Also, understand John had a particularly “high point” during his show and was totally blown away when the crowd…without him playing or singing, sang back to him…Billy Joel’s great sing-a-long classic….”You May Be Right!”…… HHParrot